Dow up 889 points

Dow up 889 points, its sixth (NOT its second like the press are reporting, points don't matter, only percents matter) largest increase in history...

March 15, 1933: 8.26 points, or 15.34%, to 62.10
Oct. 6, 1931: 12.86, or 14.87%, to 99.34
Oct. 30, 1928: 28.40, or 12.34%, to 258.47
Sept. 21, 1932: 7.67, or 11.36%, to 75.16
Oct. 13, 2008: 936.42, or 11.08%, to 8,387.61
Oct. 28, 2008: 889.35 or 10.88%, to 9,065.12
Oct. 21, 1987: 186.84, or 10.15%, to 2,027.85
Aug. 3, 1932: 5.06, or 9.52%, to 57.22
Feb. 11, 1932: 6.80, or 9.47%, to 78.60
Nov. 14, 1929: 18.59, or 9.36%, to 217.28